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100 Silly Valentine’s Day Puns to Make Your Sweetheart Smile

These adorable Valentine’s Day puns include the perfect message to write in your love’s card this Feb. 14

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Valentine’s Day puns you’ll love

Valentine’s Day rolls around every year on Feb. 14. And whether you’re single on the holiday, you’ve just started a new relationship or you’ve been married to your sweetheart for years, it’s always a nice Valentine’s Day idea to send a heartfelt or funny message to a loved one. (Even a Valentine’s Day meme can suffice.) But these Valentine’s Day puns and jokes are sure to warm their heart and make them laugh, and even kids will get a kick out of them! If you’re happily hooked up, you’ll also want to check out these couples Instagram captions to show off your love.

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Cute Valentine’s Day puns

1. I love you a whole watt.

2. I’m hoppy you’re mine.

3. My heart is gushing—I lava you.

4. Looking forward to spending koala-ty time together this Valentine’s Day.

5. Pining fir you.

6. I can’t bear to be without you.

7. Yoda best, valentine.

8. You’re one in a chameleon.

9. You’re just plane awesome!

10. My significant otter.

11. We mermaid for each other!

12. I wheel-ly like you!

13. We’ve got great chemistry.

14. I love you once and flor-al!

15. Sealed with a kiss.

16. I’ll never dessert you.

If you’re looking for a place to share these puns, try making one of these homemade Valentine’s Day cards.

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Cheesy Valentine’s Day puns

17. This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.

18. Are you a 90-degree angle? Because this feels just right.

19. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

20. You’re a cutie 3.14.

21. Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.

22. Are you a needle? Because you are sew special to me.

23. You must be glue, because I am sticking with you.

24. We have a great connection, since you’re Wi-Fi material.

25. Your name must be Summer, because you are hot.

26. Are you copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu Te!

27. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

28. You can donate blood to me anytime, since you’re just my type.

29. You must be a bowling ball, since you’re right up my alley.

Make your partner laugh with these cheesy pickup lines this Valentine’s Day.

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Romantic Valentine’s Day puns

30. You’re the king of my heart!

31. I’ll owl-ways love you.

32. When I’m with you, my heart is always ready for takeoff.

33. You octopi my heart!

34. So mushroom in my heart for you!

35. You are my sole-mate.

For something a little more romantic, share these love quotes with that special someone.

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Funny Valentine’s Day puns

36. Your sweater must be made out of wife material.

37. You sweep me off my feet.

38. I could TSA pre-check you out all day long.

39. I glove you, and I am s’mitten.

40. I was soapin’ you’d be my valentine.

41. You give my life porpoise.

42. Went from “cacti” to “cactus.”

43. I mustache you a question: Will you be my valentine?

44. I think you’re porcu-fine.

45. You had me at “aloe.”

46. Life would succ without you.

47. Do you be-leaf in love?

Looking for more fun ways to spend your Valentine’s Day? Ask your partner these 36 questions that can lead to true love.

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Food Valentine’s Day puns

48. Brie mine.

49. You’re my everything bagel.

50. Don’t go bacon my heart.

51. My heart beets for you.

52. You are one in a melon.

53. Just in queso you didn’t know, I love you.

54. You make miso happy.

55. I only have fries for you.

56. Muffin can ever come between us.

57. Words cannot express hummus I love you.

58. You’re my jam.

59. You make me Snicker.

60. Will you peas be mine?

61. There’s no reason to wine about you.

62. I love you from my head to-matoes.

63. We make a great pear.

64. Pie like you berry much.

65. You’re all that and dim sum.

66. You got a pizza my heart.

67. Olive you.

68. I donut know what I’d do without you.

For more Valentine’s Day pun ideas, check out these punny food pickup lines that are guaranteed to get a laugh.

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Dog Valentine’s Day puns

69. I ruff you.

70. You’re my pup of tea.

71. Hey, corgeous!

72. I puggin’ love you!

73. You look awfully fetching.

74. I’m mutts over you.

75. You are my pup of tea.

76. Urine my heart forever, so let’s ignore that puddle in the kitchen.

77. Doggone it, will you paw-lease be my valentine?

If you’re still in puppy love, try these dog pickup lines next!

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Cat Valentine’s Day puns

78. Meow and forever, I love you.

79. You are purr-fect for me!

80. When I’m with you, I’m feline good.

81. I’m not kitten around: I love you.

82. I’m not lion: I love you.

83. I’m definitely feline a reaction between the two of us.

84. I think you’re one cool cat.

85. Meow + you = together fur-ever.

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Drink Valentine’s Day puns

86. I love you a latte.

87. You’re my cup of tea.

88. I can’t tell you how matcha you mean to me.

89. I want to espresso my love for you.

90. I soda think you’re cute.

91. You had me at merlot!

92. The boba us were meant to be together.

93. You’re ex-straw-ordinary!

If you’re worried your Valentine’s will be just you and a bottle of wine, try these Valentine’s Day pickup lines.

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Animal Valentine’s Day puns

94. I whale always love you.

95. I’m bananas for you.

96. I’m so fawned of you, deer!

97. I love ewe from the bottom of my heart.

98. I’m batty for you.

99. Will you bee mine?

100. You quack me up, valentine.

Now that you’ve read up on these Valentine’s Day puns, check out the funniest Valentine’s Day cards you’ll totally want to buy this year. You could write one of these funny Valentine’s Day quotes in it!

Emma Taubenfeld
Emma Taubenfeld is an assistant editor for Reader’s Digest who focuses on digital lifestyle topics such as memes, social media captions, pick-up lines, and cute pets. When she’s not working, you can find Emma reading corny young adult novels, creating carefully curated playlists, and figuring out how to spice up boxed mac and cheese.