Musically inclined
The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others? The trom-bone. Spew these skeleton puns while wearing one of these genius Halloween costumes you can create last minute.
Licensed to fly
The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scare-plane or the skelecopter. How’s your funnybone? Try these short jokes anyone can remember out for size.
Time for tea
Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips! Check out the most haunted places in America.
Short in stature
The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part. If you like these skeleton puns you’ll love these other funny jokes about holidays.
Time for church
The skeleton played his organ before the congregation. Get ready for Halloween with these simple Halloween crafts kids will love.
Technologically advanced
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone because he preferred his cell bone. Groaning over these skeleton puns yet? Don’t miss this great list of corny jokes!
Doctor’s orders
The skeleton dropped out of medical school because he just didn’t have the stomach for it.
Sour grapes
The skeleton ordered a Cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one. This is how the spookiest Halloween traditions came to haunt us (not including skeleton puns).
No offense taken
The skeleton didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead. Did you know that skulls are a traditional symbol in the Mexican holiday Dia de Muertos?
Artistic temperament
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures, because his heart wasn’t in it. If you think these skeleton puns are funny, check out these punny Halloween costumes you should totally try this year.
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