30 Pickup Lines for Guys That Are Sure to Make Him Laugh
These hilarious pickup lines for guys are just the beginning of what could be an epic love story.
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest. If you just rolled your eyes, smirked a little, or even both, then hold on tight because these pickup lines are about to get much cornier. Sometimes it’s hard to find the right words when chatting up someone new, but making the other person laugh never fails at breaking the ice. If you’re feeling especially bold, these pickup lines for guys are so tacky, that they won’t be able to help cracking a smile. Make sure to also check out our comprehensive list of the cheesiest pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh.
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If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
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Boost his confidence
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
They may even laugh at one of these bad jokes that are so bad they’re good.
Everybody loves IKEA
Your eyes are like IKEA… I can get lost in them.
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The pint of no return
You must be the guy who’s going to get me a drink.
Pull out some of these witty bar jokes for any occasion during your next night out.
Jog my memory
Aren’t you tired running through my mind the whole day?
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I get a kick out of you
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
Check out our collection of sports jokes which speaking from personal experience, you don’t have to be athletic to find funny.
Rejection hurts less when paired with cash
I bet you $10 you’re going to turn me down.
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It’s a win-win
Let’s flip a coin. Head, and I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
Your partner will feel extra special if you tell them one of these cheesy jokes about love.
You’re out of this world!
Boy, you’re the proof that aliens are real, because I think that you just abducted my heart.
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Let me tie your shoes, ‘cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
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You mocha me crazy
We should go out for coffee sometimes because I definitely like you a latte.
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My main squeeze
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
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You’re a catch
Do you fish? Because you have me hooked. This makes a great flirty text, too!
Certainly a keeper
Not even Snape could Severus apart.
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Am I right?
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
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Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you! Make sure you send one of these siriusly funny Harry Potter pickup lines to your favorite muggle.
And my stomach
Are you a boy scout because you tie my heart in knots. If you really want to impress your sweetheart, these flirty knock-knock jokes will do the trick.
Heard it through the grapevine
Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
If you haven’t spit out your drink already from these pickup lines for guys, you definitely will choke over one of these drinking quotes.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Don’t be a chicken
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
Sweeter than chocolate
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
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Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
Speaking of nicknames, here are some adorable ideas for nicknaming your boyfriend.
Is your name Dunkin? Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
I’ve been studying you
You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
Good for your health
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
Giggle during your next visit with these doctor and nurse jokes that are sure to get a laugh.
Could also be the champagne
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Release your ridiculous side with these hilariously dumb jokes.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print!
Nothing more romantic than stable Internet
Is your name Wi-Fi because I’m really feeling a connection.
Oh by the way, I’m wearing that smile you gave me.
After you test out these pickup lines for guys, keep up the banter with these conversation starters that will make you instantly interesting.