50 Best Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Updated: Mar. 02, 2023Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. You better answer! Kids can go on and on with knock-knock jokes. Get ready to knock your socks off!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
A kid. A kid who? A kid who wants to talk your ear off all day long! Have you known a child (or been one?!) who loves to ask questions and tell jokes? The format of knock-knock jokes provides a repetitive structure that children adore. The setup and punchline give kids a chance to delight in the clash between the fourth line (blank who?) and the inevitable wallop at the end. Knock-knock jokes for kids are notoriously groan-worthy. That’s part of the fun. Kids will laugh whether the joke is technically funny or not. The more awkward and nonsensical punchlines usually get the loudest laughs, whether they’re long jokes or short jokes.
Check out our list of 50 great knock-knock jokes for kids. Read them aloud at your peril—you might be asking “who’s there?” a few dozen (or a million) times. Kids love to memorize these and offer them up again and again. That’s part of the fun, so let the silliness begin. If you want more fun and games, here are 101 short jokes that are easy to remember and some of the best riddles for kids you could find.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Gesundhiet!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how funny this is?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don’t cry!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy crack corn and I don’t care!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Bologna.
Bologna who?
Bologna sandwich with mayo and cheese, please.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
You.
You who?
You hoo? Anybody home?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Best.
Best who?
Best get to sleep! Time for your nap!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Whoo.
Whoo-hoo.
Thank you! Can I get some applause?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
I believe it is pronounced kanga-roo.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Who let the dogs out? I heard barking!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Don’t you mean to whom? I know it’s confusing, but please try to use proper grammar.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sheriff.
Sheriff who?
Hey, I’m the one asking the questions here.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Artoo D2 is my favorite droid in Star Wars.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
What’s it like to be an owl?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a pooh.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
That was top-notch wit! W. I. T. That stands for wit-ster-in-training. Good one.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
It’s pronounced Ida-ho and the state capital is Boise.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Here.
Here who?
Here to proclaim this is a good time for knock-knock jokes!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No, thank you. I prefer hazelnuts.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
I’ll see you in court!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the store and pick up some bread.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door. It’s hot out here and I’m melting.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Taco.
Taco who?
Taco to you later. It’s taking too long for you to open the door.
Taco bout hilarious! Lettuce laugh. Add cheese please.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah anyone who can open this door?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you can still laugh at this great joke!
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie more jokes? I’m running low here.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Horse.
Horse who?
Your neigh-bor. Neeeeeigh.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pew.
Pew who?
Pew. Pew. Pew. I’m a stormtrooper from Star Wars.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Can.
Can who?
Can you come out and play?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Rhonda.
Rhonda who?
Is this the rendezvous point? I was told to knock twice.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbecue sauce! Got any extra?
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Tatt.
Tatt who?
I’m too young for a tattoo. Maybe when I’m older.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
One.
One who?
One two three. Testing.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Matt.
Matt who?
That’s my full name, but my friends call me Matt.
That joke works best on someone named Matthew! Good luck!
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