15 Halloween Puns That’ll Have You Laughing Till You’re Coffin
Spooky season doesn't have to be all boos and scares. Share these Halloween puns that'll have you laughing until you're coffin instead.
This vampire won’t leave me alone. He’s such a pain in the neck. Check out these spooky vampire legends from all around the world.
Tall vampires are scarier
Did you get to meet the tallest vampire in the world? People call him Count Everest. He rocks a killer widow’s peak. Did you know these facts about Halloween candy?
Everyone just wants to have a gourd time on Halloween. For your get together, keep things pumpkin with these Halloween party games.
Light on the outside
Although he seems happy and bright, the jack-o-lantern was so sad on Halloween because he’s hollow inside. Try out these pumpkin carving stencils to take your jack-o’-lantern to the next level.
I appreciate that mummies have a taste for wrap. These Halloween puns make youngins laugh, and scare, as much as these Halloween movies for kids.
How do you tell if a vampire has a cold? He’s always coffin. They get sick easily because of all their late-night shift work.
Oh my gourd, is fall fun! Choose from one of the many exciting fall bucket list activities to enjoy Halloween while it lasts.
Give me a boo
Ghosts make the best cheerleaders. They have lots of spirit!
Classy skeletons only take their tea in bone china. If you like these Halloween puns, you’ll love these skeleton puns for Halloween.
They both light up a room
Both candles and witches are wicked to the core.
No body won the skeleton race. They were all pretty bad to the bone.
Room for more Halloween puns
Witch Halloween puns are the funniest? The ones that also work as punny Halloween costumes.
For more fun facts, costume ideas, traditions, candy inspiration, spooky entertainment, and updates on how October 31 will look different this year, check out our Halloween Guide.