32 Hilarious Church Signs That Are Sinfully Funny
These funny church signs would make even the big guy laugh
Funny church signs for the win!
Going into a house of worship is no laughing matter … or is it? One look at these funny church signs and you may not be so sure. While we know one’s personal relationship with God is more serious than silly, nothing lightens the mood and makes you actually want to go to church like some good old-fashioned humor—even if that means you might be taking a trip straight to you-know-where. Kidding!
Hey, God created humor too, and we’re just enjoying his good works. That includes dark humor, funny tombstones and funny obituaries, not just the inspiring and wholesome stuff. The best jokes, of course, are things we can all relate to, and these church-themed short jokes hung right in front of houses of worship definitely qualify. Just try to keep a straight face when you read them—we dare you.
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ok this is pretty funny for a church sign pic.twitter.com/TdxIEpE52Y
— brain worms (@hydatiid) August 10, 2022
Along with everything else in the world, God created spell check. Now if only people actually used it to correct their “misteaks.” Make sure you don’t skip it when posting these funny Instagram captions.
Here’s a Church Sign that’s both Funny and Quite Direct! You have to think there were some really Long and Detailed Confessions in the past!??? pic.twitter.com/ac9ep8VeF3
— DavidMetal??????? (@Falcons2good) May 2, 2023
The sacrament of confession is no joking matter … though this curt and funny church sign may elicit a giggle or two. Next! For more no-nonsense chuckles, check out these dark humor memes.
— Our Lady of the Sacred Heart (@OLsacredheart) August 17, 2020
SPF for your sins
No need to worry about sunscreen or the threat of eternal damnation when you have the son of God watching over you! Here are some more clean jokes that are fun for the whole family.
— iamanempress® (@iamanempressllc) June 20, 2022
Straight to the point
Sometimes, the less said, the better. Sin = bad. Jesus = good. This church sign = funny! Another simple equation? Funny work memes = the only way to make it through the week.
Tuesday's smile. Another very funny British church sign. pic.twitter.com/6PZrVawHlI
— Paula Citron (@paula_citron) May 30, 2023
Are you a believer?
Nothing like some dry British humor to start your day the right way! If you enjoy funny church signs like this, chances are you’ll love these anti-jokes too.
— Haymount UMC (@HaymountUMC) February 3, 2020
They do say helpers will be rewarded, but we’re not sure if this is the kind of help they’re talking about. Speaking of groan-worthy puns, check out these dad jokes that are actually pretty funny.
Very funny church sign. The apostolic seem like to stuffy a denomination to have a sense of humor lol pic.twitter.com/kgMQ8ZUNyE
— kintsugi kid (@trillharris) May 18, 2023
There are a few things that will forever be mystical in this lifetime of ours: the concept of a higher power and how the heck Wi-Fi actually works. While we’re on the subject, check out these hilarious Wi-Fi names that will make you LOL every time you go online.
Funny Church Sign pic.twitter.com/e98LBPZxTo
— Senator John Kavanagh (@JohnKavanagh_AZ) November 14, 2022
And they say Los Angeles traffic is bad! If you’re on the highway to hell, you might as well check out these funny comedy podcasts for the trip.
Now that’s just mean.
We love a funny church sign! Check out this funny message from Walker Valley Community Church. #funnychurchsigns #funny #clever #laughs #humor #lettersigns #signage #churchsign pic.twitter.com/5q16CyTc6G
— Stewart Signs (@stewartsigns) August 14, 2020
We hate to break it to you, but if you’re looking into the mysteries of this life and beyond, you’re going to need to do a little more digging than just your basic internet search.
Whoever wrote this church sign is, by DNA, a funny person. pic.twitter.com/Yo82myZk0o
— Darin Gantt (@daringantt) March 3, 2022
The bottom line
One thing we’re definitely not giving up during Lent: our sense of humor.
Summer Church Jokes
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From Pender United Methodist Church#symonsvalleyunited #affirmunited #unitedchurchofcanada #uccan #yourchurchonthehill #churchjokes #laughter #churchsigns #churchsign pic.twitter.com/YcLhfufJ9D
— Symons Valley United Church (@SymonsValleyUC) August 22, 2020
Falling for fall
With the changing leaves comes the influx of pumpkin-spiced lattes and pumpkin-spiced … sermons? Talk about a church that’s capitalizing on the season!
I love everything about this funny church sign. ❤️ pic.twitter.com/fHWQfLB6mA
— DebbieD (@Deb0dw) February 18, 2020
Love thy neighbor
No need to judge our fellow man—that’s what God is for! Ready to take a break from the laughs and home in on the holy? Check out this collection of inspiring Bible quotes that will renew your faith.
Thanks for the earworm
You know you’ll be singing that for the rest of the day. (Sorry!)
8:30 a.m. Worship
9:30 a.m. Sunday School
10:30 a.m. Worship
5:00 p.m. Children and Youth activities
5:00 p.m. Buffet Supper
6:00 p.m. Children and Youth activities, & Adult studies #CUMC #FunnyChurchSigns pic.twitter.com/BLceOMWbOP
— Central UM Church (@CUMCDecaturAL) January 30, 2018
Not mincing words
Do they really need to say anything else? Hey, at least this funny church sign is keeping it real.
— Ted Nesi (@TedNesi) May 30, 2021
The end of pandemic-era mask mandates was definitely cause for celebration—and a pun.
The @madavebaptist church in NoMad puts up a funny new sign every week. "All dogs are therapy dogs," read a recent one, "A majority of them are just freelancing": https://t.co/1my02ohvQW pic.twitter.com/A7qPJDiO9Q
— Untapped New York (@UntappedNY) September 16, 2019
Man’s best friend
We heard it’s important to speak only the truth in the house of the Lord—and this sign definitely isn’t lying (though it may be a tiny bit random).
An inconvenient truth
We’ll leave the interpretation of this funny church sign up to you and your naughty mind.
In a state still struggling with broadband access, this just seemed appropriate to share this foggy Sunday morning in Eastern Kentucky, headed to Elkhorn City. #mountainchurch pic.twitter.com/I8XeUJZKUQ
— Rick Green (@EditorRAG) June 23, 2019
Nope, you don’t need to worry about your signal when you’re chatting with the guy upstairs. Here are some more bad jokes you can’t help but laugh at.
Happy Monday! Here is your mid-morning chuckle. Send in your funny church signs! pic.twitter.com/2NlJ3km1DC
— Haymount UMC (@HaymountUMC) March 23, 2020
Kidney stones as a metaphor for life’s challenges? That seems about right. But remember: Everything will always work out for the best—even if it sure doesn’t seem like it in the moment. When you forget that, these words of encouragement can help too.
— Sandy Kovach ? (@SandyKspeaking) February 1, 2017
What kind of chips do you think he has?
My dad sends me an email with “funny church signs” and this was one of them. Ignore the funny message. Look at the pastor’s name. Yep it’s Dr. Harrod, our previous pastor here at FBC Orange Park. pic.twitter.com/OjXfbcyEx3
— David Tarkington (@davidtark) April 25, 2022
What happens in Vegas …
… doesn’t always stay in Vegas. (*nervous chuckle*) Good thing you can redeem your sins at a place like this!
Genuinely funny church signs are pretty rare. Most of the time, they are either trite, corny, unbiblical, or just plain awful. This one is so overused, I'd put it in the awful category. #churchsigns pic.twitter.com/nOMWhzusuk
— Chase A. Thompson (@chaseathompson) August 9, 2018
It’s not church without “U”! Sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves, and apparently, neither could this church! For more G-rated humor, check out these puns for kids.
— Thor Sydneyman (@ThorofSydney) August 4, 2018
Nobody likes burnt toast. Get your booty to that church or else!
Some church signs are genuinely funny, however. Maybe because they make a clever joke, or – like this one – maybe because they contain a double entendre, or unintended meaning. #churchsigns pic.twitter.com/Zt1YZR5tEz
— Chase A. Thompson (@chaseathompson) August 9, 2018
And on one of the first six days, God created commas. They’re important, people!
— John Wesley (@JohnWesleyPup) October 9, 2021
We can’t decide if we should laugh or cry at this one, but we suddenly want to be better people. Well, that got a little more serious than we’d intended—read these dog puns next to balance things out.
— Peter DeHaan (@Peter_DeHaan) October 18, 2018
You’re telling us that even the son of God is on social media? Now we’ll really have to watch what we post. If you want to invite the big guy (or anyone else) to your group chat, make sure to choose the perfect funny group chat name.