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Thanksgiving Jokes

Start Thanksgiving dinner with a laugh with a side of Thanksgiving humor.

Hold the cranberry sauce and pass the Thanksgiving jokes! Our Thanksgiving jokes for kids, funny Thanksgiving quotes, turkey jokes and Thanksgiving puns will give everyone fond memories.

Too Much Turkey?

"You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out."—Jay Leno

One for the Vegetarians

"If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed—like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese."—Ted Nugent