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# Math Puns

## Make your worst subject fun with these funny math puns!

Warning: Math puns are the first sine of madness. Read up on our Pi puns, math puns for teachers and math jokes that will make any student laugh.

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### Out Of Shape

Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of? A: Tell me. Q: The trap-azoid.

### A New Angle

Q: How do you stay warm in an empty room?

A: Go stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.

### Drowned in Data

Did you hear about the statistician who drowned crossing a river?

It was three feet deep, on average.

### A Negative Number

Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?

A: Because it's two gross.

### Monster Math

Q: Are monsters good at math? A: No, unless you Count Dracula.

### An Upsetting Trend

I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper.

I think he must be plotting something.

### When Mathematicians Drink

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “Give me a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have a half a beer.” The third says, “A quarter of a...

### An Odd Joke

Q: Why do teenagers always travel in groups of 3, 5, or 7?

A: Because they can’t even.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

### Puns for The Lowest Common Denominator

I don't get the point of decimals.

I'm more partial to fractions.

### 4/1 Eyes

Q: Why should you wear glasses during math class?

A: They say it improves division.

### End of the Number Line

When algebra teachers retire, how do they cope with the aftermath?

### Solve for RIP

Old mathematicians never die.

They just disintegrate

### Zero Sum

I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch.

He could binomial.

### Mermaidematics

Q: What did the mermaid wear to math class?

A: An algae-bra.