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Halloween Jokes for Kids
There’s no trick here! Share our funny Halloween jokes and Halloween puns for a neighborhood laugh.
These Halloween jokes are the real treat. Read up on our Halloween jokes for kids that will appeal to little monsters of all ages.
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Sick Zombie
Q: Why didn't the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
Q: Why didn't the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
Vampire Fruit
Q: Which fruit is a vampire's favorite?
A: Neck-tarine!
Q: Which fruit is a vampire's favorite?
A: Neck-tarine!
Broken Pumpkin
Italian Ghosts
Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
A: Spook-hetti!
Q: What do Italian ghosts have for dinner?
A: Spook-hetti!
Dracula’s Dog
Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!
Q: What dog breed would Dracula love to have as a pet?
A: Blood hound!
Cemetery Story
Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there!
Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there!
Ghost Makeup
Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
A: Vanishing Cream!
Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
A: Vanishing Cream!
Witch Hotel Guest
Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: Broom service!
Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: Broom service!
Interrupting Ghost
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: "Spook when you're spooken to."
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: "Spook when you're spooken to."
Ghost Glasses
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
A: Spooktacles
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
A: Spooktacles
Vampire Holiday
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
A: Fangs-giving!
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
A: Fangs-giving!
Skeleton Music
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
Mummy Music
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
A: Wrap!
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
A: Wrap!
Spooky Ghost Parents
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
A: His transparents.
Locked Cemetery
Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
Witch for Lunch
Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
A: Sand-witch!
Q: What is the name of the witch who lives in the desert?
A: Sand-witch!
Panda Ghost
Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
A: Bam-BOO!
Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
A: Bam-BOO!
Halloween Recess
Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A Coffin Break!
Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A Coffin Break!