Q: What do you call a dog that's ready for spring break?
A: Pug boat
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Sad Collie
Q: What do you call a sad pup?
A: mellon collie
Science Pup
Q: What was the dogs favorite type of homework to do?
A: A lab report
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Dog at the Doctor
What did the dog say to his doctor?
Be careful with the thermometer, last time it was a bit ruff.
Looking for a Criminal
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
Dog at the Zoo
I wanted to see lots of animals at the zoo, but they only had one small dog.
It was a shih-tzu.
Construction Dog
What did the dog in the hard hat say?
My specialty is roofing.
Dog Magician
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A Labrabacadabrador
Far Fetched Story
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and brought it back. Seems a little far fetched.
Corgi Key
Guess what I'll call my house key?
My Corg-key!
Hard Day
Today is ruff.
Don’t Stop Believing
Don't stop retreievin' hold on to that feline
Little Husky
I'm not fat. I'm just a little husky.
Escaping Dog
I need to see a dentist. One of my canines is getting loose.
Birth on the Road
Did you hear about the dog that gave birth on the side of the road? She was ticketed for littering.
Funny Mutt
What breed of dog tells
off-color jokes? A smutt.
Run of the Bulls
Q: Which dog breed chases anything that's red?
A: A bull dog
The Dog Ate My Homework
Q: What do you do when a dog eats your English homework?
A: Take the words right out of its mouth!
A Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle, and a Rooster
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo!
The Confused Tree
Q: Why did the tree think the dog was talking to him?
A: He kept saying “bark, bark, bark!”
College Educated Dogs
Q: What do dogs study for their PhDs?
A: Barkeology
Dogs and Marine Biologists
Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Dogs Can’t Dance
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Yes, Dracula Has a Dog
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Dalmatian Puns
Q: What did the Dalmatian say after he had some kibble?
A: That hit the spot!
What Do Dogs Watch Late at Night?
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite late-night TV host?
A: Canine O’Brien
Chihuahua Christmas Music
Q: What’s a chihuahua’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Fleas Navidad
The Disappointing Zoo
I wanted to see a bunch of different animals at the zoo, but all they had was one small dog.
It was a shih-tzu.
Dog Magician
Q: What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?
A: A Labracadabrador
Go Fetch!
My buddy said he threw a stick 20 miles, but his dog still found it and retrieved it.
I dunno… sounds a little far fetched to me.
Dogs Sometimes Litter
Q: Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the side of the road?
A: She was arrested for littering.