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Funny Quotes

Here at Reader’s Digest, we love a good joke–and that includes the funny quotes people say. From quotes by comedians to quotes by everyday people, we’ve got quips and anecdotes to help you find the light side in everyday life.

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52 Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes for a Sweet Giggle

Get ready to belly laugh at funny Valentine's Day quotes that are rich in wit, sarcasm, and clever commentary about love.

40 Funny New Year Quotes to Start the Year Off with a Laugh

New Year's can be a stressful time of year for many, but that's nothing a little humor can't fix. These...


35 Funny Friendship Quotes to Share with Your Friends

What are friends for? Laughing at your jokes, of course. Get your pals giggling with these funny friendship quotes.


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55 Paw-Some Dog Quotes to Celebrate Our Furry Friends

There's a reason why dogs are man's best friend.


101 Graduation Quotes That Will Inspire You to Pursue Your Dreams

Whether you're trying to write the perfect graduation card or find some personal inspiration, we have graduation quotes to entertain,...

51 Wise Broken Heart Quotes That Will Help You Feel Whole Again

You're not alone in your suffering. Regardless of the cause of your broken heart, you can emerge stronger than ever.


40 Hocus Pocus Quotes That Will Put a Spell on You

It's not Halloween without a little hocus pocus. Read these top Hocus Pocus quotes and get excited for spooky season!

50 Powerful Karma Quotes on Love, Life, Rewards, and Revenge

What goes around comes around—both good and bad. Let these karma quotes inspire you to live your best life so...


30 Funny Wine Quotes That Will Uncork the Laughs

Good wine and good laughs: the perfect combo.


50 Funny Coffee Quotes That Keep the Laughs Brewing

Because good laughs and good coffee go hand-in-hand.


60 Funny Family Quotes That’ll Make You Chuckle

Share these quotes to finally prove you're the funny one in the family.

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50 Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time

Here's looking at you, quip! These are the funny movie quotes to go ahead and make your day, punk. Lol!


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50 Best Disney Quotes from Your Favorite Movies

Find a little magic in these lines from some of the Mouse House's finest flicks.


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9 Funny Things All Online Learners Can Relate To

Online learning has been a thing almost as long as the Internet. However, in 2020, it has grown by leaps...