25 Taco Puns That Will Shell Out the Laughs

Want some quality food-themed humor? Let's taco bout it.

Do finger food offerings get any more delicious than tacos? You can vary your fillings depending on your mood, choose hard or soft shells, and load them with salsa and cheese. Plus, most tacos are small enough that you can eat more than one go—mix and match to your heart and stomach’s content. If you love tacos (and what’s not to love), you’ll surely want an arsenal of silly taco puns and jokes—especially if you’re already a big fan of food and beverage humor, like these pizza puns, coffee puns, and even food pick up lines. Plus, like guacamole on a taco, these avocado puns pair perfectly with these taco puns.

Musical taco puns

1. Let’s give ’em something to taco bout.

2. Every now and then I fall apart!

3. Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side!

4. My favorite princess is Taco Belle!

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5. Taco chance on me!

6. Let’s taco bout snacks, baby!

7. A taco’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music, of course!

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Taco jokes

8. Did you hear about the tortilla rebellion? It was a hostile taco-ver.

9. Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant? It’s the taco the town!

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10. Why are tortillas such bad conversationalists? They always tacover you!

11. Why does no one know Taco Bell’s secret recipe? Because they keep it under wraps!

12. What do you call a semi-aquatic reptile that loves Mexican food? A tacodile.

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13. What is a taco’s favorite TV show? Better Call Salsa.

14. Why shouldn’t you trust tacos? Because they always spill the beans!

15. What does a taco say on Saint Patrick’s Day? “Taco the morning to ya!”

16. Taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap.

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Taco one-liners

17. Taco chefs live their lives by season the moment.

18. Live like every day is Taco Tuesday!

19. Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.

20. Don’t eat too many tacos—you’ll put yourself into a tacoma!

21. I packed you an extra taco—just in queso you need it!

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22. Tacos have fillings, too!

23. Trying to decide what to order? There are so many delicious tacos to choose from. Taco your time.

24. We’re going to get Mexican food, whether you want to or not. Are you going taco-ooperate?

25. Have a spec-taco-ular day!

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Meghan Jones
Meghan Jones is a word nerd who has been writing for RD.com since 2017. You can find her byline on pieces about grammar, fun facts, the meanings of various head-scratching words and phrases, and more. Meghan graduated from Marist College with a Bachelor of Arts in English in 2017; her creative nonfiction piece “Anticipation” was published in the Spring 2017 issue of Angles literary magazine.