Oh, the Tweets He Would Tweet: If Dr. Seuss Had the Internets

If the Doctor were still around, we suspect he’d be spending his day like any one of us would: through an interminable flow of social media updates. Here’s how that might go down.

8:00 am: Updates Facebook Status

10:04 am: Texts Homies

11:15 am: Checks In

1:42 pm: Yelps

3:18 pm: Tweets

6:18 pm: Posts “Missed Connection” on Craigslist

7:45 pm: Starts “Seuss’cess Kid” Meme

10:05 pm: Signs Off

Dr. Seuss’s birthday is March 2.

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