100 Funny Wi-Fi Names For a Hilarious Internet Connection

We all need to access Wi-Fi, so we might as well make ourselves (and our neighbors) laugh a little while doing it!

When you set up an internet network with a router for your home, you often you can rename it something easy to remember, in order to distinguish your Wi-Fi network from your neighbors’. Some people have gone way beyond giving their network a simple name like “The Jones’ House.” They’ve made cool or funny Wi-Fi network names into an art form, using puns and jokes to get a chuckle out of anyone nearby, and especially those looking for some free Wi-Fi.

How do you make a funny Wi-Fi name?

Making a funny wi-fi name isn’t as hard as it seems. One of the best ways to create them is to make puns out of words related to Wi-Fi, like internet and router. Or, you could simply scroll through the 100 funniest Wi-Fi names below to get some inspiration.

Funny Wi-Fi names

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  • No More Mr. Wi-Fi
  • Wi Believe I Can Fi
  • No Wi-Fi For You!
  • Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi
  • Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan
  • Router? I Hardly Know Her!
  • Look Ma, No Wires
  • Keep It On The Download
  • Winter WonderLAN
  • The LAN Of The Free
  • I Pronounce You Man And Wi-Fi
  • IP Frequently
  • No Laughing Router
  • Wi Oh Wi
  • We’ve Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car’s Extended Warranty
  • Feeling Routy
  • Caught In The Interweb
  • Wi-Finders Keepers
  • Putting In The Network
  • My Wi-Fi Is Always Right
  • Wi-Find You Cute
  • Feed Me
  • Leaky Sync
  • Smooth As Buffer
  • Just One Byte

These funny Wi-Fi names are great for laughs, but Wi-Fi theft is no joke—here are the signs someone’s stealing your Wi-Fi.

Clever Wi-Fi names

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  • Wi-Fi Fo Fum
  • New England Clam Router
  • Wi-Fight the Inevitable?
  • LAN Down Under
  • Silence of the LANS
  • Wu-Tag LAN
  • Protect Your Net
  • 99 Problems But Wi-Fi Ain’t One
  • WiMCA
  • No LAN For The Wicked
  • Where The Wild Pings Are
  • Go Go Router Rangers
  • Titanic Syncing
  • Routers Of The Lost Ark
  • If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Modem
  • Networking 9 to 5
  • Hopping On The Bandwidth
  • Stuck The LANding
  • One Hot Spot
  • Wi-Not?
  • Another Brick In The Firewall

Need more jokes? These clever jokes will totally make you sound smart.

Cool Wi-Fi names

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  • Go Go Gadget Internet
  • Drop It Like It’s Hotspot
  • I’m Feeling A Connection
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • Load ‘Em and Modem
  • Exactly What You’re Looking For
  • URLY Cool Wi-Fi
  • In Sync
  • Reservation Required
  • Down To The Wire
  • Cut The Cord
  • Boosted
  • Nothing But Net
  • Smooth LANding
  • Link Up
  • Life In The Fast LANe
  • No Wires Attached

Nerdy Wi-Fi names

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  • Hogwarts Great Hall Wi-Fi
  • Lord Voldemodem
  • The Wi-Fi That Shall Not Be Spoken
  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • LAN Solo
  • Return Of The Wi-Fi
  • Luke, I Am Your Router
  • Live Long And Router
  • Fi-Wi Name, This Is
  • You Shall Not Password
  • Dungeon Masters Only
  • Lord Of The Pings
  • My Precious Wi-Fi
  • The Goblet Of Router
  • Winternet Is Coming
  • Darth Router
  • You’re a Wi-Fi, Harry

If you’re loving these nerdy Wi-Fi names, you’ll also love these nerdy pickup lines.

Sarcastic Wi-Fi names

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  • Close Your Bathroom Curtains
  • Mom, Click Here for Internet
  • I Don’t Miss Dial-Up
  • Stop Being a Mooch
  • Hey, Get Your Own Wi-Fi
  • Nacho Wi-Fi
  • Definitely Not an FBI Surveillance Van
  • My Password Is 1234
  • Help, I’m Trapped in This Router
  • Get off My LAN!
  • Click Here for Viruses
  • Series of Tubes
  • I’m Under Your Bed
  • Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wi-Fi
  • No Internet Access
  • Not the Wi-Fi You’re Looking For
  • Never Gonna Give You Wi-Fi
  • Byte Me
  • You Won’t Get Hacked Here
  • *Not A Virus*

Feel free to use one of these funny Wi-Fi names to add a little flare to your internet. Next, learn the answer to an important question: Are open wi-fi networks safe?

Written with contribution from Alina Bradford 

Kelly Kuehn
Kelly Kuehn is an associate editor for Reader’s Digest covering entertainment, trivia, and history. When she’s not writing you can find her watching the latest and greatest movies, listening to a true crime podcast (or two), blasting ‘90s music, and hiking with her dog, Ryker, throughout New England.