45 Duck Jokes That Will Quack You Up

These hilarious duck jokes totally fit the bill.

Even though there are plenty of great bird jokes, cow jokes, bee puns, and pig puns out there you could tell, there’s just something special about a good duck joke that’ll have everyone quacking up in no time!

Some of these duck jokes are clever, others are total knee-slappers and some of these duck puns are more than a little cheesy, but that’s what makes them so eggcellent. Before you know it, you’ll be the ultimate jokester in your house and have everyone smiling (even if they do it while rolling their eyes) thanks to this giant list of duck jokes.

What are you waiting for? Check out all of the funny duck jokes below and you’ll see why they fit the…bill (too much?).

1. What is storytime called when you read to ducklings?


2. What’s a chick’s go-to soda?


3. What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news?

The feather forecast.

What's a duck's favorite ballet? The Nutquacker!rd.com, Getty Images

4. What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?

The Nutquacker!

5. What’s a duckling’s favorite game?


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6. What has fangs and webbed feet?

Count Duckula!

7. Why did the duck go to the chiropractor?

To get it’s back quacked.

8. What time do ducks get up?

The quack of dawn.

9. What do ducks use to fix things around their house?

Duck tape!

10. Why did the duck get detention?

He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class.

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11. What do ducks carry their school books in?


12. Where do ducks go when they are sick?

The ducktor’s office.

13. Why do ducks never grow up?

Because they grow down.

14. What’s a duck do when he hears a joke he likes?

He quacks up!

15. What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping?


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16. What should a duck wear to a fancy event?

A duck-sedo!

17. What happens if a duck with hiccups lays eggs?

It lays scrambled eggs.

18. What’s a duck’s favorite vegetable?

An eggplant!

19. How do ducks make pancakes?

They use Bis-quack!

20. What do ducks have with their soup? Quackers!rd.com, Getty Images

20. What do ducks have with their soup?


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21. What’s a duck always order with its Chinese food?

An eggroll.

22. What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses?

A robber ducky!

23. What’s a duck’s favorite animal at the zoo?


24. Most ducks live in what state?


25. What do you call movies that ducks like to watch?


26. Why don’t ducks like reading directions?

They prefer to wing it.

27. What’d the duck say when he dropped his plate?

“I hope I didn’t quack it!”

28. Where do tough ducks come from?

Hard-boiled eggs.

29. Why did the duckling almost fall on the sidewalk?

She tripped on a quack.

30. Why did the duck go to the bank?

She wanted to get more bills.

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31. What’s a duck’s favorite type of popcorn?

Quacker Jacks.

32. Why do ducks like campfires? They love seeing them quackle at night.rd.com, Getty Images

32. Why do ducks like campfires?

They love seeing them quackle at night.

33. What did the cow tell the duck when she heard she won the lottery?

“You lucky duck!”

34. What do you call a clever duck?

A wise quacker.

35. Why did the duck have to go to the auto shop?

His windscreen was quacked!

36. Why do ducks lay eggs?

If they dropped them, they would break.

37. What do you call a crate that’s filled with a bunch of ducks?

A box of quackers!

38. What did the detective say to his partner?

“Let’s quack this case!”

39. Which musician do ducks listen to the most?


40. What do you call a crazy duck?

A wacky duck!

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41. What kind of eggs do bad ducks lay?

Deviled eggs.

42. What do you call it when it’s raining chickens and ducks?

Fowl weather.

43. Why did the duck get a second job? He had too many bills.rd.com, Getty Images

43. Why did the duck get a second job?

He had too many bills.

44. Why did the duck end up in jail?

He was selling quack.

45. What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks?


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Maryn Liles
Maryn Liles is a home and travel expert who’s covered everything from the best robotic vacuums to the most remote destinations around the world. She's also the founder of Connected Content Co., an SEO and creative content agency that's done work for Reader's Digest along with other companies and publications. When she's not writing, you can find her working on her latest home DIY project, out for a hike or dancing around the house to '80s jams.