30 Donut Puns That Are Just A-Dough-Rable
Updated: Mar. 11, 2022
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Sprinkle laughter in your life with these donut puns
Who doesn’t love a good food pun? There are so many to choose from: candy puns, ice cream puns, cookie puns, you name it. Some of the best puns you’ll find, though, relate to a sweet breakfast treat: the donut. Who doesn’t love a good donut (and chuckle) in the morning? Keep these donut puns bookmarked if you’re feeling punny at breakfast. And don’t forget to pair them with these coffee puns—because what’s a donut without a good cup of coffee?
Donut puns
1. Donut go breaking my heart (I couldn’t if I fried).
2. Donut worry about a thing.
3. Donut stop me now.
4. Donut stop believing.
5. Donut hate me because I’m beautiful.
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Glazed donut puns
1. You’re pretty a-glaze-ing.
2. I’d go glazy without you.
3. It’s not just a glaze, Mom.
4. Baby, I’m a-glazed by you.
5. Glazy day.
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Jelly donut puns
1. Donut be jelly (double donut pun)!
2. For he’s a jelly good fellow.
3. You jelly?
4. This donut is jellyvision-worthy.
5. I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.
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Sprinkle donut puns
1. Today’s weather: cloudy with a chance of sprinkles.
2. A sprinkle in time.
3. Sprinkled with love.
4. There’s a 100% chance of sprinkles today.
5. Don’t worry, it’s just sprinkling outside.
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Dough puns
1. You’re a-dough-rable.
2. Time to get that dough.
3. Everything I dough, I dough it for you.
4. I a-dough-re you.
5. Don’t worry about aging donuts—they’re just going through a-dough-lescence.
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Hole puns
1. I’m trying to add more hole foods to my diet.
2. Get ready for some good ol’ hole-some fun.
3. I like you a hole lot.
4. Hole-y cannoli!
5. It’s like there’s this hole inside me…
Wash down these donut puns with cow jokes that’ll make you spit out your milk.
