30 Funny Star Wars Jokes and Puns for Both Sides of the Force
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Either you know that Star Wars fan, or you are that Star Wars fan. You know, the fan who hums the cantina song as they cook, uses flirty Star Wars pick up lines, or can make the school run in less than twelve parsecs. If your friends and family respectfully intone “May the 4th be with you” every spring, you know you’re that fan. You may even have a chart on your wall noting the correct way to watch the Star Wars movies in order. Heck, you may even know more Star Wars facts than your friends and family!
As a fan, you also know that the only thing better than Star Wars jokes, are Star Wars puns. One might say that Yoda best. That’s right, we’re taking the ele-Vader to new heights of humor. You’ve got to Han it to us! We may Leia it on pretty thick, but these Star Wars jokes will cause Ani one to laugh.
Star Wars Jokes Episode I: Become Pun with The Force
Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
He also made a page just for May the 4th be with you memes.
What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arr-2 D2.
Keith Hamshere/Lucasfilm/Kobal/ShutterstockQ: Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
A: Because he has a green thumb. You can see it when he starts telling you one of his famous Yoda quotes.
Q: And why can’t you count on him to pick up the tab?
A: Because he’s always a little short.
Q: What is the name of the Gungan who became a taxi driver?
A: Car Car Binks.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
A: Mango Fett. Maybe he’ll be a character in one of the new Star Wars movies.
Q: What did Yoda ride as a kid?
A: A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.
Q: What droid always takes the long way around?
Q: Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
A: Because the director, Yoda was. Apparently these are the best Star Wars movies ranked.
Q: Is BB hungry?
A: No, BB-8.
Q: What did the specter of Obi Wan Kenobi say to the bartender?
A: “Give me a beer and a mop.”
Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: Which Jedi had a musical career?
A: Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi. Wait. Is this one of the Star Wars facts everyone gets wrong?
Star Wars Jokes Episode II: Bar Wars
The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar.
“Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”
Luke walks into the Mos Eisley cantina, cradling a slab of dirt in his arms.
“What’ll it be?” asks the barman.
“A pint for me, and one for the road.”
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”
That sounds a lot like one of the Star Wars quotes every fan should know.
A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?”
“I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?”
A Hutt slithers into the food court. The cashier says, “Hey! We have a pizza place named after you!”
The Hutt says, “You have a pizza place named Jabba Desilijic Tiure?”
The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
Lando Calrissian walks into a bar, orders a drink, and sits down at a table in the corner. The bartender jerks his thumb at him and says, “Lando’s a great pilot now, but I remember when they used to call that guy Crasho.”
Darth Vader walks into a bar in December. The bartender says, “Merry Sithmas, and what’ll it be?”
I’ll have all of these Baby Yoda gifts, please!
An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
Two Jawas walk under a bar.
Star Wars Jokes Episode III: If Darth Vader’s Final Words Were Dad Jokes
“Luke…I’m reading a great book about Force levitation…I can’t put it down.”
“Luke… I want you to have my car…I hope you weren’t hoping for a ToYoda…May the Porsche be with you.”
They cut that part out of the movie, but it’s definitely a true Star Wars fact.
“Luke…did you know I almost joined the Jedi Debate Team?…Somebody talked me out of it.”
Lucasfilm/Fox/Kobal/Shutterstock“Luke…did you know R2D2 used to work for me?…He asked to be paid under the table.”
He probably needed the cash for these perfect Star Wars gifts.
“Luke…I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built…It was riveting, Luke. It was riveting…”
“Luke…I know what you’re going to get for your birthday. I felt your presents, Luke…”
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