30 Chicken Puns That Are Eggs-traordinarily Funny
These 30 eggs-traordinarily funny chicken puns are definitely all they're cracked up to be.
Believe it or not, the farm can be a funny place. There is no shortage of bird jokes, horse jokes, cow jokes, and duck jokes. These funny chicken sayings fit right in. So, if you love a cheesy joke or the kind of pun which will make you groan and laugh at the same time, keep reading. This arsenal of chicken-themed jokes and sayings are perfect for you! This eggs-celent flock of chicken puns are definitely all they’re cracked up to be. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
A brood of hen puns:
1. This hen-semble of puns will definitely delight.
2. Trust me, this will bring out your inner comedi-hen.
3. Where will you find a chicken letter? In a hen-velope
4. Using chicken puns shouldn’t test your hen-durance.
5. It’s half past hen: time to break out your favorite chicken sayings.
6. What might a chicken use to cover a sneeze? A hen-kerchief!
7. What’s a great place for a chicken to sight see? Stone-hen-ge.
These puns are for the chicks:
8. Chick-to-chick. It’s how all the cool chicks dance.
9. What do all the hens do on a Saturday night? Watch a chick flick.
10. Chick or treat. As in, are these puns a chick or a treat? By the way, don’t forget to check out these sheep puns that are perfect for ewe.
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These half-dozen egg options will crack you up:
11. We have great egg-spectations for these chicken puns.
12. If you don’t love these sayings, please find the eggs-it.
13. Because not loving these awesome chicken puns will get you egg-spelled.
14. What’s a chicken’s favorite subject to study? Egg-onomics.
15. Any chicken studying egg-onomics is sure to ace all his eggs-aminations.
16. What do you call a chicken from space? An egg-straterrestrial.
17. These puns are an egg-splosion of fun.
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For the love of poultry:
18. The best puns don’t fall far from the poul-tree.
19. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost? A poultry-geist.
20. What’s a chicken’s favorite dance? Obviously it’s the chicken dance! It’s poultry in motion.
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These chicken sayings are at the top of the pecking order:
21. Your taste in humor is im-peck-able.
22. What is a great afternoon activity for chickens? A peck-nic.
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The favorite fowl:
23. The fowl-ing chicken puns are sure to impress:
24. When old McDonald suddenly died, the police suspected fowl play.
25. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the referee called fowl.
If none of these options appeal to you, wing it with one of these chicken sayings:
26. Which day do chickens hate most? Fry-day.
27. Can you guess a chicken’s favorite breakfast food? Marma-laid.
28. But a chicken’s favorite dessert is coop-cakes.
29. How long do chickens work? Around the cluck.
30. Talk is cheap, so use these egg-ceptional chicken puns at your earliest opportunity.